slow dance with a vacuum (2005)

6:02 PM

8.3.2017



I originally wrote this in 2005, obviously. It's pulled from The Golden Girls, obviously. I wrote it while working clerical at Target and listening to a lot of Fall Out Boy. It will forever be one of my favorite things I've ever written.

I'll wear the pearls with that collar, thanks.
Shirts doubling as drapes and tablecloths.
Soft patterns, pastel in peace.
Who knew the parking break could feel that good?
I sure didn't.
20 miles out of town, a fourth of a tank of gas.
I have no phone card.
A St. Olaf story is sure sounding good right now.
No, Stan, I will not be pothead.

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